I’m Batman Bitches!
Finally, the best movie ever was released on DVD. Those of you who have talked to me at all since the summertime know about my love for a certain movie and were probably half expecting a blog sometime soon. I saw it on IMAX the first time and it was incredible. I remember thinking to myself “damn this is indeed the best effing movie ever!” BATMAN BEGINS was frickin’ sweet and I cant wait to watch again and again. So today, I am going to compile a list of things that I have decided that I will need in my life from now on.
* Ninja Stars - I couldnt blatently rip of Batmans idea of it being bat-shaped. I would have to come up with my own unique symbol. Any ideas?
* Katie Holmes - I dont care if she is with Tom Cruise and with child. I dont even care if she continues to talk out of the side of her mouth. She still would be nice to have a round.
* A Butler - For obvious reasons. If his name could be Alfred too that would help. I would also accept a butler named Geoffrey or Belvedere.
* Morgan Freeman - Why can he be MY very own assistant and help me with my suits of armor, bat calls, and the Bartz Mobile?
* A Perch - My very own place that is near the center of the city where I can prop myself up all night and be on-guard to fight Gotham, I mean crime.
* A Cave - What better place to go read, smoke a bowl, and count my anti-depressents? Any chance I could get a hot tub in the Bartz Cave?
* A Signal - I definately need some sort of signal. When my phone rings and there is an important computer deal to go down. A signal shines into the sky to notify me wherever I am. This too could be the same shape as my ninja stars.
Last but certainly not least…
**** Horse that breathes fire and has red eyes!!!!!!!! - Ummmm hello? What cooler way to show up to a bar or a party. Come trancing in on a mighty black steed with fire shooting from his face. That would be so money. There would be lines of people with singed eyebrows and nose hair to prove it. Also could be used to wake up someone in a deep sleep (preferably on drugs). This person would never fall asleep again in fear of the DARK KNIGHT!
Ok so what I’m a loser. At least I wasn’t standing outside Best Buy at midnight waiting for the release like those losers waiting for XBox 360 to be released, XBox 360 to go on sale for the holidays, Episode I, Harry Potter book, etc etc. I obtained a copy of Batman Begins the old fashioned way. I rented then burned it.
