Personal Ad for the Ages
Hi my name is Obi. This is my first personal ad. Let me tell you a little bit about myself. Well, I am 26 years old and live in Olean NY . I am a huge sports fan, some of my favorites are darts, pool, chain smoking, beer pong, downloading things, and who could forget gambling. I work as a Golf Pro here in Olean , so that means I only work for 2 out of the 12 months. It is sweet. It gives me a lot of time to concentrate on another passion of mine…watching every movie ever made. What movies most people like, I dislike. And the movies I like are usually not as well-received by my peers and I consider them to be epic works of art. My list of favorite “films” includes Dumb and Dumberer (that’s right the prequel), any Bond movie, and any movie with Paul Walker. I own a car that needs to be charged. And no its not a hybrid. Well that is winter car, my “real” car is a unnecessarily fast and expense Mazda RX-8. The only thing that sucks, is my window of driving this seasonal car perfectly coincides with my seasonal job. Some random things about me…I wear my golf spikes everywhere. I only eat chicken wings and Doritos. John Mayer makes me feel like I’m cloud nine. Lets see what else. Ummmmm, ahh yes, how could I have forgotten the most important detail? If you are a girl and you are interested in me, please do me a favor and look at your birth certificate. If it says that you were born before this date in 1988 please do us both a favor and find someone your own age. Well I better go before I kill the whole element of mystery about myself. Besides I have some curling and coin flips to go bet on. Go Frostburg State JV Lacrosse!
