Hola! I have to apologize for my complete ineptness to come up with any remotely entertaining topics to write about. Except for now…i hope!
We all know the cliche saying “we want what we cant have”. Well along those same lines, I think its hilarious when someone tells you not to do something and it takes every fiber in our body to not do what they say. For example…
Scenario #1 - You are out to eat at a restuarant, and the waitress brings you your plate and says “be careful, this plate his hot”. What do you do immediately? You touch the damn plate thinking “it cant be that hot” eventhough the plate is sizzling and you can see the steam . Then you say “wow shes f**king right, that was hot”
Scenario #2 - The weather is bad and someone says “be careful, the roads are bad”. Well that first turn you take, what do you do? You gas the pedal and try to Dukes of Hazzard around the corner! Sometimes this ends up with your car in a ditch, snow bank, or on someones front porch.
Scenario #3 - Someone says “whatever you do, don’t watch _____ (insert TV show here)”. 30 secs later, you march to your DVR and make sure that you record the next episode. You watch it and say “this show sucks and shouldn’t be on TV”. You might then report your findings to whoever told about the show for them to say “no shit, i told you it blew”.
Scenario #4 - You are out enjoying some drinks and somone says “ILL this is the most disgusting drink I ever had”. All of sudden there is a line of dumbasses that want to subject themselves to same level of grossness that their counterpart encountered”. This screnario could easily result in puking, blackouts, and hooking up with ugly people!
So here is my challenge to you. Try not to blink. When you are consciously not trying to blink, its all you wanna do. BLINK! Then just a few seconds into this torture, your eyes start burning making it even harder not to blink away. “must extinguish my eye balls”
Stay tuned, I should be back updating every day or every other day. Feedback is welcomed!
