Some of my previous blogs are revolved around products that we see on the market. Sometimes, I will see something think “what the crap are they trying to do?”. Well last night I was at the Sabres game, and sure enough, they were whoring out one of these ”WTF” products. Intense Milk. I know what you’re thinking…”What the F**K is Intense Milk?”. Exactly, why does milk have to be more intense. My stomach can’t handle regular or skim milk, I can’t imagine Intense Milk. That would surely result in a long week.
Here is the tagline from the website (http://www.upstatefarms.com/intense.asp)…
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| “Too Intense? Deal with it! |
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One sip and you’ll know why we call it intense |
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Our Intense Milks are made with the finest ingredients, real
sugar, and fresh milk to give you an unforgettably intense
flavor experience. Can You Handle It? “
Ummmm, handle what exactly. I just want to drink milk. I definately do not want to worry if I “can handle it”. Not to mention, I dont wanna be bossed around when trying to enjoy my milk. I do not appreciate being told to “deal with it!”. How about this rebuttal to the pushy bastards in charge of this “eat glass!”.
There are so many other products I would much rather see intensified…
1) Intense Pizza - maybe we can put 2 or 3 pizzas on top of each other
2) Intense Cheeseburger - 2lb burger anyone?
3) Intense Coffee - One sip, and you will be awake for 48 hours then suffer from caffeine withdrawl
4) Intense Sponge Candy - Sponge Candy the size of actual sponges. |
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I am just having a hard time imagining a milk that once you drink you say “wow that is intense!”. Especially for what seems to be normal chocolate milk with the correct level one should expect when dealing with milk intensity. Stupid.
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