Like Father, Like Son(s)
It’s official! Cat Nip is definitely the feline version of weed. A recent purchase for Jake and Jaxson removes any doubts we had about cat nip being like a “drug” for the kitties. They follow almost the exact same routine as people do when smoking the ganja. First there is a little excitement, the cats are hyper for a little bit. Then after a few minutes, they just lay there like they ran a marathon, then when they get the motivation, they get up and make their way to the food bowl to cure their munchies outbreak. After that, it’s back to the couch to watch South Park, Sportscenter, or The Big Lebowski. The next day rolls around, Jake wakes up next to Jaxson and looks at him and his expression says a thousand words…”how did I end up next to “you” last night?…what happened?” After they scour the kitchen to see if we dropped any extra food, they are start going back to the scene of the crime, where the cat nip was. They catch a mild scent and they start getting itchy. Jake starts getting cotton mouth and Jaxson is looking up at me just begging me to get the “weed bag” out again, even though their “weed bag” looks strikingly like an old curtain from the 70’s rolled up.
Hilarious! (keep those syringes hidden)
Catnip is kinda like “E”, too. Cats roll over on the carpet as if to say “This carpet feels sooooo good …does it feel this good to you?” And they lick their paws and you can tell what they’re thinking … “I have the best tongue ever and the silkiest paws ever and the best owner ever … thanks for the drugs.”
Cats are stupid, you think you can overdose those f’ers?
I do just about the same thing when I come over. I haven’t seen the Big Lebowski yet though. I’m just about out of “cat nip”.
I call it “kitty-crack” but your analogy works too…
Good thing they don’t have an equivalent for dogs— they’d sit around and lick themselves and beg for bacon, oh wait, they already do that.
I call it “kitty-crack” but your analogy works too…
Good thing they don’t have an equivalent for dogs— they’d sit around and lick themselves and beg for bacon, oh wait, they already do that.
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